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95.Academic year

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

  1. Sundays-
    52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. days left 313.

  2. Summer holidays-
    50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. days left 263.

  3. 8 hours daily sleep-
    means 130 days. days left 141.

  4. 1 hour for daily playing-
    (good for health) means 15 days. days left 126.

  5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-
    means 30 days. days left 96.

  6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-
    means 15 days. days left 81.

  7. Exam days per year at least 35 days-
    days left 46.

  8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-
    40 days.Balance 6 days.

  9. For sickness at least 3 days- remaining days 3.

  10. Movies and functions at least 2 days-
    1 day left.

  11. That 1 day is your birthday-
    "How can you study at that day?"

    Balance days 0

"How can a student pass ?????"

資料提供 : Tinny Yuen